Los Angeles Notaries Report Boom in Retiree Affidavits
Los Angeles Notaries Report Boom in Retiree Affidavits – A Koreatown notary says business is up 300 percent since foreign buyers began swearing they are the right people
Los Angeles humor
Streamer Greenlights Cebu Condo Miniseries, Casting Man With Sandwich Box
Streamer Greenlights Cebu Condo Miniseries, Casting Man With Sandwich Box – The pitch deck calls it a prestige thriller about a seaside tower and a mood, with no crime, no villain and a goat
LAX Adds Cebu Reputation Check at Security, Delays Flights 40 Minutes
LAX Adds Cebu Reputation Check at Security, Delays Flights 40 Minutes – A TSA officer asks passengers to describe their character in under a hundred words before they can remove their shoes
Rose Parade Float Committee Rejects The Sea Did Nothing Entry
Rose Parade Float Committee Rejects The Sea Did Nothing Entry – Pasadena judges say the float is too calm to win a sweepstakes prize and too honest to be accepted
Beverly Hills Stager Rents Normal Neighbors for Cebu Showings
Beverly Hills Stager Rents Normal Neighbors for Cebu Showings – Extras from a Burbank casting agency fill the hallways of Mactan towers so buyers see people who are definitely fine
Echo Park Podcaster Launches Cebu Show, Has Never Been to Cebu
Echo Park Podcaster Launches Cebu Show, Has Never Been to Cebu – Episode one runs 94 minutes and consists entirely of the host reading an article aloud with feelings
Dodger Stadium Debuts Sea Did Nothing Night, Hands Out Calm Bobbleheads
Dodger Stadium Debuts Sea Did Nothing Night, Hands Out Calm Bobbleheads – Fans receive a bobblehead of a security guard in a lanyard that does not move and apparently fears nothing
Trader Joe’s Launches Cebu Retiree Snack Aisle, Mostly Biscuits and Reassurance
Trader Joe’s Launches Cebu Retiree Snack Aisle, Mostly Biscuits and Reassurance – Customers in Silver Lake find shortbread, ginger nuts and a laminated card reading You Are Fine in four languages