volunteer dedication satire

Griffith Observatory Docent Has Led the Same Stargazing Tour for Twenty-Seven Years and Never Tires of the Night Sky

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Griffith Observatory Docent Has Led the Same Stargazing Tour for Twenty-Seven Years and Never Tires of the Night Sky – Thousands of identical tours fail to diminish genuine sustained enthusiasm for explaining the same constellations

Barangay Neighborhood Watch Volunteer Has Maintained Perfect Nightly Patrol Attendance for Eighteen Years

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Barangay Neighborhood Watch Volunteer Has Maintained Perfect Nightly Patrol Attendance for Eighteen Years – Illness and family emergencies fail to interrupt eighteen years of unbroken nightly patrol duty