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Spring Training Facility Reportedly Has More Golf Carts Than Actual Baseball Players

August 10, 2026 by admin

Spring Training Facility Reportedly Has More Golf Carts Than Actual Baseball Players – Equipment inventory confirms 34 carts for a roster of 31 active players, a ratio one coach calls ‘objectively a little absurd’

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