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Parking Lot Seniority System Now More Rigorously Enforced Than Actual Academic Requirements – An unofficial senior parking hierarchy delivers swifter, more consistent justice than the actual student handbook
Marching Band Formally Petitions to Be Reclassified as a Contact Sport After Latest Halftime Incident – A full impact trumpet and color guard collision reignites the band’s push for athletic trainer recognition
Student Council Election Results Delayed After Recount Reveals Someone Voted For Themselves 47 Times – A shared library login and eleven unsupervised minutes expose a bylaw loophole nobody thought needed closing
Cafeteria Announces Mystery Meat Now Independently Verified By Three Separate Food Safety Consultants – Three consultants confirm the entree is definitively food, leaving the actual species question fully unresolved