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Seven Minutes Late And Nobody Punched Me

October 17, 2026 by admin

Seven Minutes Late And Nobody Punched Me – Punctuality, football fist fights and French cobblestones as a Walthamstow band reconsiders its approach to band discipline

Categories seekernewscouk Tags band discipline, Bramblewick Rovers suspended, football satire, France cobblestone economy, London punk diary, London satire, punk rock lateness

Number Plates, Gold Sticks and a Gig in a Bin Shed

October 18, 2026 by admin

Number Plates, Gold Sticks and a Gig in a Bin Shed – A Walthamstow punk rocker spends Saturday watching the Windsors fight over car registrations while her band fights over a borrowed amp

Categories seekernewscouk Tags Harry and Meghan Nottingham, London punk diary, London satire, Prince William number plates, punk rock London, royal satire, Walthamstow gig

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