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Someone Finally Asked Me Why Every Fictional Institute I Invent Ends Up Above a Greggs, and I Don’t Have a Good Answer

August 14, 2026 by admin

Someone Finally Asked Me Why Every Fictional Institute I Invent Ends Up Above a Greggs, and I Don’t Have a Good Answer – Alan Nafzger’s diary on a running joke he can no longer explain, only defend

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