Team Mascot Reportedly Files a Formal Internal Grievance After Being Asked to Perform the Exact Same Dance Routine for the Nine Hundredth Consecutive Home Game

Team Mascot Reportedly Files a Formal Internal Grievance After Being Asked to Perform the Exact Same Dance Routine for the Nine Hundredth Consecutive Home Game – Nine hundred performances. Zero creative input. One increasingly exhausted person inside a costume who has, quite reasonably, finally had enough of the seventh-inning routine.