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Memorial Cafeteria Announces New “Mystery Meat Wednesday” Is Actually Just Regular Meatloaf, Students Report Feeling Genuinely Cheated By The Honesty

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Memorial Cafeteria Announces New “Mystery Meat Wednesday” Is Actually Just Regular Meatloaf, Students Report Feeling Genuinely Cheated By The Honesty – Sophomore class had built an entire betting pool around guessing the weekly mystery, cafeteria staff’s sudden transparency threatens years of tradition

Memorial Marching Band’s New Halftime Formation Accidentally Spells Out A Word The Band Director Definitely Did Not Intend, Rehearsal Immediately Halted

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Memorial Marching Band’s New Halftime Formation Accidentally Spells Out A Word The Band Director Definitely Did Not Intend, Rehearsal Immediately Halted – What was meant to read “MAVERICKS” from the stands came out considerably shorter and more embarrassing during Tuesday’s aerial photo review