Feedback Successfully Received: Germany’s CDU Defeat and the Satire of the Ignored Customer Survey

Feedback Successfully Received: Germany’s CDU Defeat and the Satire of the Ignored Customer Survey – An electorate delivers its harshest verdict in decades, and the response reads like a corporate apology that changes nothing

The Brexit Receipt: Britain’s ‘Made in Europe’ Request and the Satire of the Return Nobody Authorised

The Brexit Receipt: Britain’s ‘Made in Europe’ Request and the Satire of the Return Nobody Authorised – A country spent years engineering its exit and now asks to be let back into the club’s branding, minus the membership

Thinking About Thinking: “Under Review” and the Satire of Bureaucratic Suspension

Thinking About Thinking: “Under Review” and the Satire of Bureaucratic Suspension – A two-word phrase that promises action is translated into plain English and found to describe a pause with a letterhead

Inquiry Before Content: Policy Launches and the Satire of Pre-Emptive Confusion

Inquiry Before Content: Policy Launches and the Satire of Pre-Emptive Confusion – A government investigates why nobody understands its policy before it has finished explaining what the policy is

Patient Missiles: Trump, Putin, Zelensky and the Satire of Statement Diplomacy

Patient Missiles: Trump, Putin, Zelensky and the Satire of Statement Diplomacy – Three leaders trade words at speed while the most dangerous objects in the story are the only ones keeping quiet

Seven Slides and a Hook: Marx, Instagram and the Satire of the Settled Argument

Seven Slides and a Hook: Marx, Instagram and the Satire of the Settled Argument – Two centuries of economic theory are declared finished, and the deciding factor turns out to be engagement rate

Better Distribution Than the Book Itself: The Diana Memoir Theft and the Satire of the Leak Nobody Needed

Better Distribution Than the Book Itself: The Diana Memoir Theft and the Satire of the Leak Nobody Needed – Four copies vanish from a lorry in the Netherlands, and the press turns out to have known the contents all along

Confidently Wrong at Scale: Xiaomi’s MiMo and the Satire of the Benchmark That Can’t Spell

Confidently Wrong at Scale: Xiaomi’s MiMo and the Satire of the Benchmark That Can’t Spell – A model tops a leaderboard, aces reasoning tests most humans would fail, and stalls on a word children learn to spell early

A Clipping That Won’t Stay Buried: Piers Morgan, Earl Spencer and the Satire of the 1993 News Cycle

A Clipping That Won’t Stay Buried: Piers Morgan, Earl Spencer and the Satire of the 1993 News Cycle – A three-decade-old byline dispute proves that British tabloid grudges have a longer shelf life than most marriages

The Schedule Was Already Public: Prince Harry’s Security Review and the Satire of the Administrative Paradox

The Schedule Was Already Public: Prince Harry’s Security Review and the Satire of the Administrative Paradox – Officials assess whether a visit is safe while requesting the itinerary that newspapers have already printed