All Crown, No Commute: Harry’s Royal Package and the Satire of Heritage Without Attendance

All Crown, No Commute: Harry’s Royal Package and the Satire of Heritage Without Attendance – A father wants his children to know their birthright, minus the part where anyone actually has to show up for it

Sharper Near Publication Date: Memory, Memoirs and the Satire of Convenient Recall

Sharper Near Publication Date: Memory, Memoirs and the Satire of Convenient Recall – A dispute over whose recollection is correct becomes, itself, a small case study in how memory gets weaponised on both sides

Six More Names on the List: William’s Title Shake-Up and the Satire of Momentum Looking for a Target

Six More Names on the List: William’s Title Shake-Up and the Satire of Momentum Looking for a Target – One successful removal creates an appetite that starts looking for the next name before anyone has actually asked for a sequel

Grief Counsellors on Standby: Archie and Lilibet’s Ordinary Future and the Satire of Institutional Overreaction

Grief Counsellors on Standby: Archie and Lilibet’s Ordinary Future and the Satire of Institutional Overreaction – Two children may, one day, simply grow up to be people, and the monarchy is bracing itself as though this were a national emergency

Protective Goggles Through Christmas: The Royal Bombshell Cycle and the Satire of Scheduled Detonation

Protective Goggles Through Christmas: The Royal Bombshell Cycle and the Satire of Scheduled Detonation – A private family matter gets a hardback spine, a twelve-language rollout, and a release date, and somehow still calls itself private

The Successful Business Model: Royal Silence and the Satire of the Broken Streak

The Successful Business Model: Royal Silence and the Satire of the Broken Streak – A monarchy that built decades of stability on saying nothing suddenly discovers the risks of saying something

Thinking About Thinking: “Under Review” and the Satire of Bureaucratic Suspension

Thinking About Thinking: “Under Review” and the Satire of Bureaucratic Suspension – A two-word phrase that promises action is translated into plain English and found to describe a pause with a letterhead

Inquiry Before Content: Policy Launches and the Satire of Pre-Emptive Confusion

Inquiry Before Content: Policy Launches and the Satire of Pre-Emptive Confusion – A government investigates why nobody understands its policy before it has finished explaining what the policy is

Patient Missiles: Trump, Putin, Zelensky and the Satire of Statement Diplomacy

Patient Missiles: Trump, Putin, Zelensky and the Satire of Statement Diplomacy – Three leaders trade words at speed while the most dangerous objects in the story are the only ones keeping quiet