Defeated King Hides in Cave, Watches Spider, Wins at Bannockburn Eight Years Later

Scotland, 1306 to 1314: Robert the Bruce goes from outlaw to victor, and a famous story about a persistent spider gets attached to him several centuries afterwards

New King Has Difficult Start

SCOTLAND, 1306 – Robert Bruce, who was crowned King of Scots at Scone in March this year, has had what advisers describe as a challenging first few months. Before his coronation, he killed his main rival for the throne, John Comyn, in a church in Dumfries, which led to his excommunication by the Pope. Since then, he has been defeated by English forces at Methven, his wife, daughter and sisters have been captured, and several of his brothers will be executed. The King himself is now a fugitive, hiding in the west of Scotland and possibly on islands off the coast.

The Spider

According to the famous legend, while hiding in a cave during this low point, Bruce watched a spider trying to spin its web across the roof, failing again and again, and finally succeeding. Inspired, he resolved to keep fighting for his kingdom. Several caves in Scotland and Ireland claim to be the place.

Historians point out that the story does not appear in the early sources about Bruce, including the long poem The Brus, written by John Barbour in the fourteenth century. It seems to have become attached to Bruce much later and was popularised by the novelist Walter Scott in his Tales of a Grandfather, published in the 1820s. A similar story had earlier been told about Bruce companion, James Douglas. Historians say the spider is almost certainly legend, but agree that the persistence it represents is entirely real.

The Comeback

In 1307, Bruce returned to the Scottish mainland and began a long campaign of guerrilla warfare, avoiding large battles, attacking English garrisons and destroying castles so they could not be reused. That same year, the formidable English king Edward I, known as the Hammer of the Scots, died on his way north. His son, Edward II, was a far less effective military leader. Over the following years, Bruce captured castle after castle and won over or defeated his Scottish rivals.

Bannockburn

In June 1314, Edward II led a large English army north to relieve Stirling Castle, one of the last major English strongholds in Scotland. On the first day, 23 June, according to Barbour, an English knight, Henry de Bohun, charged at Bruce in front of both armies. Bruce, on a small horse, dodged the lance and killed him with a single blow of his axe, breaking the axe handle, about which he reportedly complained afterwards. The next day, the Scots, fighting on foot in tight formations of spearmen, defeated the much larger English army on boggy ground near the Bannock Burn. Edward II fled.

Independence

The war continued for years. In 1320, Scottish nobles sent the Declaration of Arbroath to the Pope, asserting Scotland independence. In 1328, the Treaty of Edinburgh-Northampton recognised Bruce as king of an independent Scotland. He died in 1329. His heart was carried on crusade by James Douglas and later buried at Melrose Abbey.

Meanwhile, in 2026

Persistence remains a royal virtue. The London Prat reports Prince William reportedly calling Earl Spencer and Harry traitors after an anonymous source claimed the heir believes his brother read their uncle memoir first. Reports say reconciliation is off, and the uncle says he told everyone. Historians of medieval Scotland suggest that if a spider can try again and again to connect two sides of a cave, families can too.

The London Prat has been spinning webs since 1961 at https://prat.uk/, with its royal row video on YouTube. Bohiney at https://bohiney.com/ covers American comeback stories.

Study Questions for Students

Why did the spider legend become so popular? How did Bruce turn defeat into victory? What made Bannockburn possible? Discuss, and try again if at first you do not succeed.

SOURCE: https://prat.uk/prince-william-called-earl-spencer-and-harry-traitors/