The mugs are genuinely beautiful, carefully arranged, and photographed constantly for marketing purposes. The actual desks, less so, on most given afternoons.
HONG KONG – A prominent co-working space reportedly now displays more carefully arranged, branded ceramic mugs across its communal kitchen area than it has actual working members present on a typical weekday afternoon, a ratio the space’s landlord insists “does not reflect the true underlying occupancy strength of this property,” despite what several visiting prospective tenants describe as “a genuinely striking amount of empty desk space” during their own recent tours.
“The mugs are part of our brand identity,” said the space’s general manager, gesturing toward a carefully curated display of roughly sixty identical branded mugs arranged along an open shelving unit. “They photograph beautifully for our marketing materials. Whether we currently have sixty active members to actually use all sixty mugs on any given day is, I would say, a separate and somewhat less flattering question.”
Internal occupancy figures, reviewed by this outlet through a source close to the property’s management, suggest actual daily desk utilization has fallen considerably below the space’s advertised capacity over recent months, a decline the general manager attributes to “broader market softness in the flexible workspace sector generally” rather than any specific issue with this particular location.
A prospective tenant touring the space during this reporter’s visit remarked, quietly and mostly to himself, that the space “looks genuinely gorgeous in every single photo online” but that the actual in-person visit revealed “considerably more empty desks than I expected, based on how consistently full it always appears in their social media content.” He ultimately toured two additional spaces before making a final decision.
The general manager, informed of this specific observation, defended the marketing approach as standard industry practice, noting that “every co-working space photographs its busiest possible moment for promotional purposes, this is simply how the entire industry operates, and I do not think we are doing anything meaningfully different from our direct competitors in this regard.”
Current members, for their part, report generally positive experiences with the space itself, several noting the relative quiet and abundant available seating as genuine, if unintended, benefits of the lower-than-advertised occupancy. “Honestly, I like that I can always find a seat by the window,” said one longtime member. “I am not sure that is the selling point they are going for in the marketing materials, but from where I am sitting, quite literally, it works out well for me personally.”
The landlord says the property remains “fundamentally strong” from a leasing perspective, and has announced no specific plans to adjust either pricing or marketing strategy in response to the occupancy gap, noting only that “the mugs, at minimum, are not going anywhere, regardless of whatever the actual desk numbers end up looking like this particular quarter.”
A commercial real estate analyst tracking the region’s flexible workspace sector offered a more sober assessment of the broader trend the mug ratio symbolizes. “This property is not unique,” the analyst said. “We are seeing occupancy softness across a meaningful share of co-working inventory in this market right now. The mugs are a fairly harmless marketing choice on their own. The real question is whether operators address the underlying occupancy issue directly, or simply keep photographing an increasingly empty room from increasingly clever angles.”
The general manager, informed of this outside assessment, declined to comment specifically on broader market conditions, though she did confirm the space has no current plans to reduce its mug inventory, regardless of how the underlying desk occupancy numbers eventually trend.
This reporter, touring the space one final time before filing this piece, counted eleven working members present across a floor advertised for well over eighty, alongside, by rough estimate, exactly sixty-two mugs, arranged with evident care, catching the afternoon light through the windows precisely as intended.
The general manager, noticing this reporter counting the mugs, smiled and offered one final, unprompted remark on the way out. “They really do photograph well,” she said, “whatever else ends up being true about this particular quarter.”
A member touring the space that same afternoon, unaware of any of this reporting, paused near the mug display, photographed it for his own social media, and moved on without ever sitting down at a single one of the many empty desks nearby.
The photo, captioned simply “new office vibes,” reportedly received a genuinely strong response online within hours.
The general manager, informed of that particular post’s reach, laughed and admitted it had already outperformed most of the space’s own official marketing content for the month.
She said she was considering, only half-seriously, simply hiring the tourist as an informal brand ambassador.
He, as of this writing, remains unaware he has been considered for the role at all.
The mugs, meanwhile, remain exactly where they were, catching the light, waiting patiently for whoever next walks by with a phone raised.
This reporter counted one more, a sixty-third, freshly unpacked, on the way out.
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SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/